"It's overwhelming, because it's so different from everything you thought you knew, but it's real."
Quinn Yorke
"I laughed. I cried. I bought new locks."
Joelle Effard
"Parts of it were good, but some of it made my head spin. The more I read, the less I believed any of it. But, hey, what do I know?"
Elliott Andrews
"It's not for readin'."
Finneas Eldridge
"I'm only a few chapters in and I'm already OBSESSED!!! The author of this book is A Real Go-Getter!"
Abigail Wright
"I hate this novel with every fiber of my being."
FLOYD Straminsky
"I know where you live. Get out."
Larry Durlacher
"Criss cross. We're both out."
Sharon Smith, posthumously
"Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"
Stringer Bell, posthumously
"IT'S AN INCREDIBLE GAME! SHE JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND!"
Eric Middleton
"It really was somebody's dick, in the freezer."
Otto Popescu, posthumously
"I get it now! I'm Francesca! Huh."
Alexis Dumas
"OKAY."
Nono
"So that went well."
Anonymous
"Not like that!!!"
Satoshi Nakamoto (posthumously?)
"Fuck you."
Hellen, from Hell (definitely posthumously)
"Moooo."
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow (historically, and posthumously)
"Dumb as a dildo in a box of cocks."
Katrina Wilson