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whichever comes first.
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— The Talker
01: Cover
02: Introduction
03: Dedication
04: Chapter One
05: This Is My Confession
06: A Mother's Daughter
07: An Uncle's Greatest Trick
08: How To Grow Up Wrong
09: The First, Premeditated
10: Hot Potato Heads West
11: Mary Jane's Little Boy
12: The Young Old Lady
13: The Chicago Plate
14: Chapter Two
15: The Boxtan Inn
16: The Shady Lady
17: The French Swap
18: The Allegory
19: Oh Larry, Oh Linda
20: Some Guys Don't Need Names
21: Chapter Three
22: Steve Gets Steved
23: The Bitter End
24: G.N.P.
25: RUN
26: Fury And Fate
27: Chapter Four
28: Meet Destiny
29: Dez And The B
30: Hell In The Safe
31: Hello Satoshi
32: Hello Thuthie
33: Chapter Five
34: Foke's Folks
35: Return To Reggie
36: A Picture For Paula
37: Stanley And The Jimmies
38: I Cant't Do It Alone
39: Dear World
40: Dear Reader
41: Chapter Six
42: The Ghost
43: The Girl
44: The Words
45: The Looks
46: The House
47: The Analyst
48: The Birth Certificate
49: The New Hampshire Quarter
50: Chapter Seven
51: A Hot Tub And A Speedex
52: A Movie And A Bracelet
53: Applesauce
54: Grapes On The Vine
55: Doin' A Jahb
56: Giving A Wrench
57: The Boating Accident
58: Lost Words And An Old Rule
59: Elliott, Éclairs, And The Ocean
60: Chapter Eight
61: War And Peace
62: The Boogie Man
63: The Mess
64: Buckle Under Pressure
65: Effard And Effort
66: Claire's Questions
67: A Shell Of A Former Self
68: The Keys To Happiness
69: Noah's Stark Reality
70: A Few Bad Women
71: The Wake Up Call
72: Chapter Nine
73: New Rules
74: Finding A Lifter
75: Comeuppance
76: To Keep You Honest
77: The Test Run
78: For Future Reference
79: Heads Or Tails
80: Oh Claire, Oh Larry
81: The Hot Tub Goes Cold
82: Chapter Ten
83: A Real Go-Getter
84: Mapping Miami
85: Checking In
86: Block Party
87: To Not See In Austin
88: Checking Out
89: Pool Party
90: S.H.E. In L.A.
91: Chapter Eleven
92: Sorry, Jojo
93: The Smoker
94: Voicemail
95: Speakerphone
96: The Kiss
97: The Creamer
98: Not Mike
99: Chapter Twelve
100: Sofia
101: Freedom
102: Collect
103: Chapter Thirteen
104: The Cave
105: The Joke
106: The Story You Tell
107: The First And Second
108: Postscript
109: The Novel
110: The Author
111: Reviews
112: Last Words
113: Security