Five Dollar Wrench

Info & Extras

The devil's in the details.

The ghost is in your house.

— A Camera Click

The Novel's Blurb

"We're gonna rob them all, and they'll never know who did it. They won't even know how it happened."


Mission Statement

I wrote Five Dollar Wrench to help people keep themselves and their Bitcoin safe. Here are five things I wish more hodlers understood.


Security Made Simple

If you follow the instructions on this page, your Bitcoin will be secure. It'll be hack-proof and thief-proof. And if anything goes wrong, you'll know how to easily recover it.


How Secure Is A Seed Phrase?

Very. And that's an understatement. Let’s talk about the odds of somebody getting the exact same seed phrase as you, or guessing yours.


I Got Hacked!

Are you sure? Your seed phrase is a backup of your Bitcoin wallet. Hooray for backups! But also, whoa. What if somebody finds your backup? That's not a hack. That's robbery. And it's preventable.



P. S.

The novel's dedication reads,

For Hodlers

with love


I mean that from the bottom of my heart. It's why I took the time to write this stuff.