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Of course she used her birthday.
— Aloha!
"New Voicemail:"
"Hiya Phoebe!!! It's Abbie!!! I'm just calling to say hello! Haven't heard from you in a long time. I guess you've moved on to other things. So, y'know! Congrats on whatever you're up to! I bet it's great!!!
"I'm still doing Block Parties. I'm about to start a whole new thing with 'em! Apparently, a bunch of guys who came to our events got hacked! Like, a whole bunch of guys! They got robbed!!! Can you believe that Phoebe? People are so mean!
"Anyway, the other day, I was cybering with a guy who does cybersecurity. It got me thinking!
"There are so many scams these days, am I right or am I right?!?
"I was thinking about what you said when you started this whole thing... Our goal is to create a service-oriented sustainable Bitcoin events-service that sustainably serves others. And I was, like, 'Oh my God, Abbie! Security!!! Helping hodlers stay safe is how I can serve others!!!' And, y'know what, Phoebe? I'm gonna do it!!! I'M OBSESSED!!!
"I'm gonna do special Block Parties, with lectures about online security! With experts!!! I'm gonna have somebody from law enforcement show up too, to teach hodlers about scams to look out for! Those scammers are getting pretty clever, y'know!
"This is a great idea, right??? I KNOW!!!
"Why didn't I think of it sooner?!?
"I'm an influencer! It feels good to use my influence for good! I wish you were here to see it. You're probably in a better place. Somewhere warm, I bet!
"So, yeah. Not to get all mushy and stuff, but... I just wanted to say, thanks for making me part of all of this!
"Whooo!!! If I keep talking like that, I'm gonna get all teary, so... Gotta go!
"I hope this message finds you well!!!
"Bye!!!"
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Wow.
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