Five Dollar Wrench

The Novel's Blurb

For the betterment of society.

— A Public Serpent

She says she's a ghost:

"You'll never see me coming."

She thinks she's a genius:

"Which, by the way, is the goddamn truth."

Here's what she wants you to know:

"Secrecy is security. Don't make yourself a mark."

Framed as a pissily-pious public service announcement for the betterment of society, Five Dollar Wrench is the life story of a thief, as told by a woman determined to justify her actions.

"This is not my story. It is my confession."

Whatever. Why a wrench, though?

"Look, a hunk of metal is a hunk of metal, but a hammer would be too obvious. Maybe even cliché. A wrench is more discreet."

Giiirl.