Be an opener of doors.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Not like that!!!
— The Ghost Of Ralph Waldo Emerson
She says her name is Shayna. "They'll never know who did it."
She's robbed hundreds of men. "They won't even know how it happened."
She's responsible for the deaths of at least seventeen. Surely more. "Rest in peace. I digress."
How did a girl from nowhere become a thief who doesn't exist? "I'm a ghost!" That's the trick. In her own words, she'll tell you how she learned it, how she did it, and why it needed to be done.
"By Darwin's Law, the universe practically demanded they get got."
Her real name is Dandy Bowman, but this is not her story. "It is my confession." It comes with a Five Dollar Wrench.