Five Dollar Wrench

Notes And Info

Extras, Etc.

The devil's in the details.

The ghost is in your house.

— A Camera Click

1: The Novel's Blurb

"We're gonna rob them all, and they'll never know who did it. They won't even know how it happened."


2: Mission Statement

I wrote Five Dollar Wrench to help people keep themselves and their Bitcoin safe. Here are five things I wish more hodlers understood.


3: Security Made Simple

If you follow the instructions on this page, your Bitcoin will be secure. It'll be hack-proof and thief-proof. And if anything goes wrong, you'll know how to easily recover it.


4: How Secure Is A Seed Phrase?

Very. And that's an understatement. Let’s talk about the odds of somebody getting the exact same seed phrase as you, or guessing yours.


5: I Got Hacked!

Your seed phrase is a backup of your Bitcoin wallet. Hooray for backups! But also, whoa. What if somebody finds your backup? That's not a hack. That's robbery. And it's preventable.


6: The Original Idea

I was meeting up with some friends at a pub. They were running late, so I bellied up to the bar. The guy sitting next to me introduced himself. Our brief conversation went like this.


7: Dear Reader

Owning Bitcoin means being your own bank. Securing your Bitcoin is your job. Here's the easiest place to begin.



P. S.

The novel's dedication reads,

For Hodlers

with love


I mean that from the bottom of my heart. It's why I took the time to write this stuff.